GOLF

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By: Clark Anderson
Golf is an excellent game. It teaches etiquette a.k.a manners. You don't talk while somebdy is swinging, you don't yell in joy when you get a chip in. Sometimes you get mad at the darn little white ball for hooking or slicing. But it's okay. If you hit it right, it's a slice. If you hit left, it's a hook. If you hit it straight, it's a miracle. The objective of the game is to get the ball in the hole. When you do that, you do that, you move onto the next hole. Unless it's the 18th hole. In that case, you finished the round. Most courses are 18 holes, some are 9, and some may even be 27. You can either play a normal course, or a par three course. A par three course has all par threes. A normal course has par threes, fours, and fives. Most par three courses are nine holes, and the par for the course is 27. On normal courses, the par for the whole course is 72, 36 for each 9 holes. That's about all you need to know about golf. See you at the clubouse.