Eating+Sandwiches

Eating Sandwiches By Ryan R =EATING SANDWICHES= Sandwich eating is a dead easy technique for eating sandwiches. It consists of thrust, mouth size, and chewing. It has no known origin. =HORSE CHOMP= A popular one is the Horse Chomp or the Donkey Chomp. The Horse Chomp is used for people who are famished and people with inadequate manners. Because of the length of the bite, you are able to grab a big chunk of your sandwich. The first step is to widen your mouth (top and bottom repelling from each other). After that, you chomp down like a horse would. Then, you separate the sandwich from your mouth with your teeth showing. This chomp is named after the horse because your countenance would resemble a horse. =RIP= Another one is the Rip. It's called that because you rip off the part of the sandwich you're going to eat. The Rip is usually used by people with emotional distress or problems. You first open your mouth to the largest size possible. Then once you bite, you swerve your head away and rip off that part of the sandwich you intend to eat. After that, you chew and open your mouth while you're at it. Some people like to do the Rip and Stuff, which is pretty much the same thing, but after you rip, you take the tip of your fingers (usually the index and middle fingers or the index, middle, and ring fingers) and stuff the food back into your mouth. =NIBBLE= The third technique is the Nibble. It's name is basically they way to do it. Most people do it if they want their eating to last longer or if they have a ridiculously small mouth. You minimize your mouth hole size big enough to take a bite. You repeatedly do that until the sandwich is done. =NOTE= All techniques may be used with any handheld food or snack.